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Business Demotivational Poster


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

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5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


MONDAY MORNING - It always feels like this.




THESE ARE GANGSTERS -


TAGS: gangsters businessmen not the thug life
Rating: 4.4/5

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Produceman117 - March 19, 2010, 9:18 pm
Nicely done, Sickartist. 5Ls.
TED - March 19, 2010, 2:46 pm
ACTUALLY those are actors that played gangsters - pretty much wimps ALL.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:24 am
They may be gangsters, but I happen to be gangsta. Yo.
Woodywood03a - March 19, 2010, 1:45 am
lol
Dude 4515 - March 19, 2010, 1:41 am
Deniro's such a gangster, he's TWO gangsters!
GreyScorpion - March 16, 2010, 1:43 pm
What? BLASPHEMY!! Lower left corner isn't an actor...p.s. 5L


WHEN I'M AT WORK -


TAGS: business voice
Rating: 4.77/5

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alldayfighter - May 20, 2011, 7:31 pm
5o I do.


MARKETING - Problem is the consequence of our perfect solution


TAGS: marketing business
Rating: 4.82/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2014, 1:01 pm
Something similar happened with my windshield. I suspect conspiracy.


HELPLESS -




SOME BUSINESSES - have fringe-benefits, others have Minge-Benefits !!




ENTITLEMENT - Don't go around saying the world owes you a living The world owes you nothing It was here first.


TAGS: business money entitlement
Rating: 4.44/5

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SteveFurlong - April 4, 2012, 8:54 am
I know a few (million) people who need a tattoo of this.


REDNECK SIMPLICITY - Oh I just live in a little place out behind the business




CLICHE BINGO - A suggested pastime For the next time Your company books a motivational speaker


TAGS: psychobabble motivational speaking business jargon
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 29, 2013, 12:23 pm
Motivational speakers make me depressed! It's just so insulting that someone thought I would need one!
TheSanityInspector - March 26, 2013, 10:22 pm
Why is the image greyed out, with View Image On Motifake superimposed on it?
rerun - March 26, 2013, 8:21 pm

I could have used this last week.


ONE RULE FOR EXCELLENCE - Employees will be fired with enthusiasm, Or employees will be fired with enthusiasm.




CAPTAINS CRIB -


TAGS: keen for end of business
Rating: 4.74/5

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tellitlikeitis - May 13, 2011, 6:42 am
Hilarious! Thanks for my morning funny.


Monday - Thursday -




TEMPTATION - At some point, everyone's ethical code is put to the test. Just hope that when yours is, it includes plenty of non-sequential, unmarked bills, and a rock-solid alibi.




Manpower -




DO NOT MESS - with ThatOneChick


TAGS: she means business
Rating: 4.37/5

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atterse - April 15, 2010, 3:39 pm
fantastic.5l
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 3:34 pm
That's great! 5L!


RESTRUCTURING -




NO CHANGE? -




FORTITUDE -


TAGS: business travel h**el motel holiday inn
Rating: 5/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:29 pm

Beats being rejected in the lobby bar by a prostitute
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 8:28 pm
Dry-humping h**el sheets... sounds about right.
rerun - September 5, 2010, 8:27 pm

a Motifakers holiday?


Sportsmanship -




ADVERTISING -




HONEST LAWYER PUB -


TAGS: business for sale
Rating: 4.69/5

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Derek - August 5, 2010, 3:53 am
You're going where?? Ha ha, pull the other one!


ENTREPRENEUR -




I LOVE YOU - The most profitable words to be sold




EARTHLY THRONE -


TAGS: monkey business perch parody
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reality Lord - May 5, 2011, 6:16 pm

awesome...i mean cranky's original. i just gave him a 5L for it.
crankyhead - May 5, 2011, 4:05 pm
120072. I'm flattered, really. You even got the text right. =)


EVIL CORPORATIONS - Why do they get all the nice motivational posters?




CHURCHIANITY - Bring them in, fill the pews and collect the money...




COMPROMISE -


TAGS: business model conflict resolutionj
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - October 2, 2014, 9:29 am
Well, you can only beat on sumpm so long....then you just wanna find a way to make it all go the phukk away. I-I-I-I HATE MEEEETINGS!!!
lgvernon - October 1, 2014, 11:56 pm

Thank you, sir.
Greybeard - October 1, 2014, 11:46 pm
So 5L true...


Diddly Standing Up -


TAGS: wake up business
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - May 12, 2014, 5:52 am
Greeny scores a big 5L for this!
GaryO - May 11, 2014, 8:54 pm
Heh, knew this was either a Space, Air, Haar, or a Greeny.


EQUALITY -


TAGS: business disability corporate management blind
Rating: 4.81/5

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spacedog - August 31, 2010, 7:04 pm
Excellence.
Cubbybear - August 31, 2010, 10:21 am
5 poodles! You know what's funny to me personally? I know no woman named Carol....LOL!


A Little Tribute -


TAGS: hidden talents members homebased business crafts art threats lgvernon
Rating: 4.78/5

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MissPriss - November 16, 2013, 1:01 am
Meant in the kindest of ways...honest(with fingers crossed behind my back). Teehee?
lgvernon - November 15, 2013, 4:36 pm

I'm gone for a few days and the natives go bananas. Prissy, you've got some 'spainin' to do!~
MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 11:06 pm
I hope so. Cuz if "she" shoots, I'm a goner :(
GaryO - November 14, 2013, 9:45 pm
She shoots…….she SCORES!!!


Show Business Mother -




SEMANTICS -


TAGS: business office merger
Rating: 4.67/5

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Faceplant31 - August 5, 2010, 11:02 am
5L


LONG SHOTS -


TAGS: lets talk business propositions
Rating: 4.64/5

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Sean - March 19, 2014, 3:54 pm
5 tortoises! See wot I did, fellow passive aggressives? Of course you did.
Sean - July 7, 2010, 1:14 pm
Emcellent.
Faceplant31 - July 7, 2010, 12:01 pm
Amsome!


Behind the Times? -




WHEN APPEARANCES DECEIVE -


TAGS: karma business transformatin
Rating: 4.58/5

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trbecome - May 22, 2013, 8:17 pm
I love the arrogant, haughty look on his face. That won't last long in his new career.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 22, 2013, 4:37 pm
The life 5tory of Donald Trump.
rerun - May 22, 2013, 6:56 am

Brutal, just what I like. 5 wet mops


blue collarizer -




THE LADDER TO SUCCESS -


TAGS: greed business too much work
Rating: 4.46/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:52 pm
We all know my posters suck...I never claimed otherwise.
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:51 pm
Does anybody want to change their votes now that they know I used an outside reference source? Or would that be hypocritical in pretty much everyone's case?
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:49 pm
Maybe we need to look at a few of your posters Mooooooo? In all fairness it's good to give credit where credit is due, but if we all had to credit our sources the tags would have to be a page or two long.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 29, 2010, 11:21 pm
I'd be happier if you weren't such a douche.....i was only trying to help!
agdaniele - June 29, 2010, 11:19 pm
Are you taking direction from Veggie again?
TheTrashHeap - June 29, 2010, 11:17 pm
It has been brought to my attention (by an overzealous fellow member) that I neglected to credit the artist who originally wrote the lines above. Thanks NOFX for the inspiration. YA happy now!


MR. M - we could have a site where people can post funny de-motivational posters and it won't take up any of my time




UNLOCKING SUCCESS -


TAGS: motifake business motivational suggetsion employees management
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:41 am
Well, soon enough, you'll be drinking alcohol for the right reasons.... but it won't help here.
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:38 am
Yes, I'm quite wired. I just can't seem to pass out at the moment.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:33 am
Wired?
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 3:23 am
What brings me anywhere? lol Insomnia. I was just looking over my old comments and decided to do some follow up where necessary. I seriously can't sleep right now. Wired.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:11 am
Hi Bart! What brought you here? LOL
Bartimaeus - April 10, 2010, 2:41 am
You can't have a copy of the kamasutra with just words...you have to see the exact way to bend your leg when doing the "Cosmic Crow Greets the Morning Dew." Therefore, yes, the sketches were suggestions...instructions...
forseti - April 4, 2010, 3:18 pm
As a law student i like the labor law reference in that, thx.
agdaniele - April 4, 2010, 2:08 pm
Did they come with suggestions, or were the pictures the suggestion?
Bartimaeus - April 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
lol I guess I shouldn't have stuffed the box with all those p***ographic sketches. 5/5


envy -


TAGS: envy business class flying
Rating: 4.08/5

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trbecome - April 29, 2013, 5:27 am
say that he arrived at the airport in his bare feet and an expensive business suit, and that he had never even seen his own shoes. I am doing a satire of that. The power of envy taken to the extreme. At least he kept his suit and tie!
trbecome - April 29, 2013, 5:22 am
I agree that envy does control and used to manipulate. My idea is that the security guy enjoys wearing the shoes and socks of man who is wealthier and better dressed than he is - and that is he ALSO enjoys forcing the man he envies to (continued)
Ron2 - April 29, 2013, 3:39 am
Kinda makes me sick. People wishing for other people to experience it. Wealth envy. No greener monster ever. No more of a useless emotion created to control the masses.
trbecome - April 28, 2013, 7:36 pm
I have seen those dapper executive types rushing through the airport with their fancy suits and the rolling briefcase. I wondered what it would be like if one of them had his shoes taken away. I liked the idea of him forced to cancel the shoeshine.
trbecome - April 28, 2013, 7:05 pm
Ha! Thanks. I had fun with it. Especially the mind game part.
Silverheart - April 28, 2013, 4:58 pm

Nice one! I think I need to apply at the local airport... 5Ls


A Change is gonna come -


TAGS: change businessman
Rating: 4/5

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Greeny - October 2, 2013, 4:28 am
Hmmm... so far eight mentions of shoes & socks, two just shoes, two barefoot and one with boots - do I detect a fixation?


BUSINESS TRAVELER - I wonder if I could pull off pretending to be a chauffeur ?


TAGS: business travel pull off chauffeur
Rating: 3.87/5

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mariand - September 8, 2011, 1:31 pm
lol... you could, but it will be useles5


Due to the Economic Collapse -




MY BUSINESS -




KILLING IS THEIR BUSINESS - Kosher or not they'll take care of you


TAGS: killing is their business
Rating: 1.1/5

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Owen - October 2, 2008, 5:43 pm
Is business good?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:38 pm
Murky.


Business Class -


TAGS: businessmen airplane trips tickets wives
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 11, 2015, 11:41 pm
thanks 'cern
concern3 - February 10, 2015, 4:27 am
excellent
MissPriss - February 9, 2015, 12:55 am
Your wife's letter is in the mail, just like the cheque you better be writing to cushion the blow lol
MissPriss - February 9, 2015, 12:53 am
Why yes they did Jesus! But they are at the very back of economy seating...teehee.
GaryO - February 8, 2015, 9:03 pm
oh
JesusWept - February 8, 2015, 7:58 pm
And then Canada Air introduced a package for divorced men? L L L L L


Mores -


TAGS: marriage is about business convenience
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - May 13, 2017, 3:38 am
Nice,UP yours
JesusWept - May 6, 2017, 4:21 pm
Hehe good one. C/Bal ^^^^^Up
mizzdizz - May 6, 2017, 8:34 am
Nice twist, C-bal! ^! chuckle, chuckle...


Recreation -


TAGS: life business recreation coffee break
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - March 5, 2016, 4:08 pm
HAHAHAHA! C-bal, I wish you'd make more posters! LUVIT!!!! ROTFL! ^!!!!!


Marketing -


TAGS: business winning dogfood glue race
Rating: 4.8/5

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lgvernon - January 21, 2016, 7:32 pm

Really good Sir Pooch!


first comes marriage -




Both Terrorism & Insurance -


TAGS: terrorism insurance business global responsibility
Rating: 4.43/5

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Greeny - October 31, 2015, 11:34 am
most excellent
EmilioDumphque - October 31, 2015, 11:09 am
Man-o-man! You got that right!!


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